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12

Dec

Reality Bites

Sometimes I am such an idiot. Why can’t I seem to understand how to deal with the basic things that come with being on my own that everyone else seems to have no problem with? I hate feeling like an incompetent child who can’t handle her own business. However, yet again, I am shown that clearly I can’t. 

I apologize for the self pitying post. I am just so mad and frustrated with myself and figured this was more productive than crying at my desk.

surisburnbook:

The Duchess has been released, and even after three days of hospitalized vomiting, she looks better than you and almost as good as me. Let the baby bump pictures commence.
I hate my life.

surisburnbook:

The Duchess has been released, and even after three days of hospitalized vomiting, she looks better than you and almost as good as me. Let the baby bump pictures commence.

I hate my life.

11

Dec

To My Future Husband:

tomyfuturespouse:

I am consciously taking a year off to better myself. I am getting my career, my family, my mind, body and spirit all together so that I can be the best me I can be. I’m preparing myself for love. I hope you are doing the same so that when we meet, we are the best versions of ourselves.

07

Dec

Christmas Lists

ME:
Tomorrow I’m gonna shop for Christmas presents!
DAD:
Where’s your list?
ME:
Oh. Whoops!
DAD:
It was due on Friday. You’re getting an incomplete.
MOM:
No, you’re FAILING
DAD:
I’m docking you a whole letter grade.
MOM:
Due dates are set in stone. There is no negotiation.
DAD:
And I’m moving the final exam and not telling you what classroom it will be in.
ME:
No fair.
DAD:
Fair? Fair? Do you smell popcorn? Do you see a ferris wheel?
Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim.
 -Tyler Knott Gregson
Seems like everybody’s got a plan - it’s kinda like Nashville. With a tan.
Shawn Mullins, “Lullaby”
whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

WHEN THE CLIENT IS IN THE OFFICE AND I HAVE TO BE NICE. 

Or student in my case.

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

WHEN THE CLIENT IS IN THE OFFICE AND I HAVE TO BE NICE. 

Or student in my case.

04

Dec

TV Shows

TV Shows

Pick 5 TV shows you like without reading the questions:

1. Glee

2. Bones

3. Boy Meets World

4. Castle

5. How I Met Your Mother

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?

Seeley Booth. Delicious.

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1?

The new head cheerleader. Whatever her name is.

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4?

There are simply too many to name. The superhero one, I think.

4. What is your favorite season of 5?

I think the very first.

5. What’s your favorite relationship in 3?

Corey & his little sister, Morgan

6. How long have you watched 1?

Since the very first episode

7. How did you become interested in 3?

It was part of TGIF back in the day!

8. Who is your favorite actor in 4?

Nathan Fillion. Sigh.

9. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5?

I am pretty torn between Bones and How I Met Your Mother. They are just two completely different shows.

10. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3?

I have seen all of 1, but probably more of 3.

11. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

Alexis, Castle’s daughter. Although being Kate wouldn’t be that bad either.

12. How would you kill off your favorite character in 5?

The cockamouse would eat them all.

13. Would a 3/4 crossover work?

Maybe..

14. Give a random quote from 2.

I don’t know what that means. - Bones

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple.

Rachel & Puck

16. Overall, which show has the better cast, 3 or 5?

I think 5, but it is a close call.

17. Which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?

Hm,… 2 I guess?

Rainy Days

Days like today make me want to curl up in a ball with a kitten and fall asleep. Seriously. Just pass out and dream of a White Christmas.

02

Sep

“He got straight up mauled by a cougar.”

greentanktop:

“Get outta here kitty cat.”

Guy On A Buffalo